B.N mainstream MEDIA'S BLACKMAIL VS Forward thinking and cyber blackmail

episodes.

Recently, I subjected myself to the most cruel, barbaric torture possible. Intensely curious about all MCCA'S LEWID ACT epics,

I decided to sit through a few episodes. I know, I know, it makes you cringe just to hear it, doesn’t it? To tell you the truth, I quite enjoyed some episodes.Mohd Shukri said the MACC was not targeting the Opposition and questioned how people had come to that conclusion Malaysian knew that you peoples PDRM one sided.As long as Umno/Bn is there you peoples will forever be 'ONE SIDED'. WHAT A SHAME MEN,ALL OVER THE WORLD KNOW THAT THE BN RUN adMIN. IS CORRUPTED,That's the main reason why we must vote Umno/Bn out.Change,YES WE CAN.

What nonsense are those idiots at MACC is talking? The real thing that they are supposed to investigated like toyol how did he gets his mansion place RM24Million or PKTZ scandal ..... instead of investigated the opposition MPs or state assemblymen?Start with Najib and Toyo, the most high profile curruption case, if you have the balls.Start with Najib and Toyo, the most high profile curruption case, if you have the balls.To make the story longer, MACC is just a political tool by, for and with the UMNO.

BLOODY USELESS NUT. WHO U TRYING TO KID?? DID U PASS YR MATHS?? adD 2 AND 2 AND WE GET 5??? U GOT SO MANY BLOODY CASES CONCERNING YR BEEND/AMENO LORDS BUT NFA (NO F*CK*NG ACTION) AND WE ARE SO BLOODY DUMB AS TO COME TO SUCH CONCLUSIONIt is more beneficial if BN just get on with their job in improving the country and nation rather than pulling so many kind of stunts. The more issues they created, the more stupid they look. It seems that they still think we are blind & stupid. Well, I guess none of them really concern about the nation nor their own party (UMNO)infact. Their concern is to get more projects going hence more income by polishing najib's shoes and giving him all kind of stupid ideas & suggestions as long as they can make him feel good. After that, get the money and leave the country to rot!

Khir Toyol a visit He's living far beyond his means; and where's the accountability for the Disneyland trip? You think we the people have forgotten, ah? Eh, our memory can be very good. And don't think we're stupid so efficient.Why not investigating Toyol and his RM24 million istana When MACC has to open their mouths and say something, make sure it is credible. Otherwise, it is better to play stupid and dumb and say nothing at all. I suspect MACC knows nothing about public relations or their work. They are there just to fill the numbers.

There seems to be a fierce debate raging in the blogosphere about whether Indians are racist or not. We may or may not be racist, but one thing that we definitely aren’t is polite. In fact, for a country that boasts of the phrase ‘Atithi Devo Bhava’ (Guest is God), we are a remarkably rude nation. When it comes to rudeness, we don’t really discriminate between white and brown, foreign or Indian, Hindu or Muslim.

I am going to die within the next 2 days. Why? Well, I kinda forgot to forward a boring forward to some even more boring people. The result: I am as good as dead. Just counting the days, folks.

Readers who have often grimaced with pain after reading my torturous attempts at humour will no doubt be rejoicing at the news of my impending demise. Hold your horses, friends. Apparently, there are some doubts about the credibility of these fatalistic forwards. A ray of hope for a dying man, but I cling to it with my entire body mass index.

Some of you may just be nodding furiously in agreement. After all, these irritating forwards can well be mistaken for email threats from al-Qaida. Come to think of it, I wonder if their terrorists also get such forwards? What a great way to terrorize the terrorist. If I could get hold of Osama bin Laden’s email ID, I’d definitely send him the sob story about a man ditched by his wife because he spent too much time with the other 39 in his harem. “Hey Osama, dude, if you don’t forward this to at least 40 other al-Qaida members in the next 5 minutes, something horrible is going to happen to you…like an encounter with a heat-seeking missile looking for some serious terrorist booty”. Sigh! Wishful thinking!

Truth is, I am something of a serial forwarder. While I avoid terrorizing friends with the goody-goody sob-story emails, I am a sucker for jokes. But even an Internet-addicted, always-forwarding geek like me knows when to draw the line. Sometimes I think even spam from Nigerians asking for money on behalf of some long-lost intolerable relative is acceptable rather than a forward asking me to show my good side and passing it on to others.

They all begin with something like “I got this mail and I swear it works….” I swear too, at the forwarder I mean. Then the emails proceed to show you dreams of a financial windfall. They usually ask you to do something stupid like putting a coin on your nose and screaming ‘show me the money’. And just as the gullible oaf inside you starts hoping for a solution to beat recession, there comes the catch: Forward this to 50 people in 5 minutes and you could make millions. Forward it to 5 people in 10 minutes and you’ll get a new car free with a house in the suburbs of some congested, polluted city. Not forwarding is not an option. OK maybe it is, if you want to commit suicide. Cyber blackmail, I tell you!

It’s not like I didn’t try it. Before I caught on to what these fiendish forwarders were up to, I would often fall in the trap of selfish emailing. But I am still waiting for my millions.

I am going to rub a lot of people the wrong way with this tirade but who cares. After all I’m going to die because of these very same people?

Oh and yes, before I forget, forward this blog to a minimum 50 of your friends in the next 5 milliseconds or you’ll lose your sense