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THE ASS REALITY
I guess most of the readers have heard the story of the ass **** quest to become the leader of all the parts of the body. If you haven’t, then this is how the story went: One day all the parts that make up the body met to choose who would be the overall leader. Among those who attended and had interest in the job where the eyes, the nose, ears, the penis and the anus. Each was asked to give the reason why they thought they were best suited for the job.
RELATED ARTICLETHE CURSE OF ANWAR’S SODOMY TRIAL UMNO WILL VANISH FROM THE FACE OF THIS EARTH – SEX AND POWER RThe eyes were the first to speak and said that, since they are the ones that supply the body with light and see all the good things they should be made king. The ears claimed that they had the biggest responsibility of listening out for the enemy and that the body risked being knocked down by a car if they did not hear the horn. The nose argued that, due to its position in front of the head it was most likely to smell an enemy from miles ahead and also claimed it had the biggest responsibility of supplying the body with oxygen, it should be made king. But the mouth shot up even before the nose had finished and said that it could do all the functions of the nose including supplying fresh air, the mouth said it has the responsibility of feeding the whole body as well as speaking on behalf of all the members, so it should be made king. The penis had not much to say but only warned the other members that they risked extinction if they did not make him king since it was his responsibility to plant the seeds.
When the ass hole took the podium to speak, all the other parts rolled in laughter, they did not even allow him to make his statement, they all shouted the ass to sit-down and leave it to the important parts to battle it out. The ass hole become so irritated that he stomped out of the meeting and sworn never to work with the other members ever again. The first day passed well but in the morning of the second day, the body wanted to get raid of the used foods that the mouth had supplied to the body, but the ass had closed business and left. After taking lunch the body could not hold any more and checked on the ass but he had not returned. By the time that supper was prepared the body was in a very bad state, the stomach had swollen causing the legs to lose all the strength, the ears stop due to the illness, the eyes dropped they had not even enough energy to shut . On the evening of the sixth day the body collapsed and died.
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