Picture this: Champagne, candlelight, a man at the door who craves commitment. Does it sound like every woman’s ultimate fantasy?
the eldest son of MCA President, Dato Seri Chua Soi Lek, the newly appointed Deputy Minister of Agriculture, YB Chua Tee Yong. ’sudden rise’ in politics
For ages the world has been trying hard to figure out what’s going on in a woman’s head? What does a woman want: the quintessential question? The answer: champagne, candlelight, a man at the door…most of the times. The stuff most women fantasize about.
It’s not hard to understand actually…women do fantasize. A woman’s fantasies are certainly not limited. All have their own peccadilloes. If your body hasn’t been called “perky” since Gymboree, in fantasy you can give yourself permission to swing naked from a crystal chandelier. Here’s another favourite: a rustic cabin in the woods, pink Champagne and Benicio Del Toro. The reality: a cramped studio in the city, Diet Snapple and a guy who hogs the remote. Don’t get me wrong; I’ve got nothing against the keeper of my remote. It’s just my fantasy and reality never find common ground. But we still continue to fantasize. And yes, if it involves sex, it’s all the better.Nothing beats a good sex fantasy. Even researchers agree. Linda Wolfe a famous author studied a sample of 15,000 women aged 18-34 years, and less than three percent said they never fantasize. It was seen that females are more likely to prefer erotica with a “softer,” more imaginative side than the “harder,” more explicit forms preferred by males.
Dr. Nimish Seth, psychologist says: “There’s no such thing as an inappropriate fantasy. A lesbianfantasy is not proof that you’re gay; a dominatrix fantasy doesn’t mean you ought to run right out and invest in a pair of leather pants. Whether you choose to explore your fantasies-however mild or wild they may be-is up to you. But by all means don’t hesitate to let your imagination jump-start your body into a sexier sex life. Sometimes a girl needs a jolt of adventure-if only in her daydreams”.
the eldest son of MCA President, Dato Seri Chua Soi Lek, the newly appointed Deputy Minister of Agriculture, YB Chua Tee Yong. ’sudden rise’ in politics
For ages the world has been trying hard to figure out what’s going on in a woman’s head? What does a woman want: the quintessential question? The answer: champagne, candlelight, a man at the door…most of the times. The stuff most women fantasize about.
It’s not hard to understand actually…women do fantasize. A woman’s fantasies are certainly not limited. All have their own peccadilloes. If your body hasn’t been called “perky” since Gymboree, in fantasy you can give yourself permission to swing naked from a crystal chandelier. Here’s another favourite: a rustic cabin in the woods, pink Champagne and Benicio Del Toro. The reality: a cramped studio in the city, Diet Snapple and a guy who hogs the remote. Don’t get me wrong; I’ve got nothing against the keeper of my remote. It’s just my fantasy and reality never find common ground. But we still continue to fantasize. And yes, if it involves sex, it’s all the better.Nothing beats a good sex fantasy. Even researchers agree. Linda Wolfe a famous author studied a sample of 15,000 women aged 18-34 years, and less than three percent said they never fantasize. It was seen that females are more likely to prefer erotica with a “softer,” more imaginative side than the “harder,” more explicit forms preferred by males.
Dr. Nimish Seth, psychologist says: “There’s no such thing as an inappropriate fantasy. A lesbianfantasy is not proof that you’re gay; a dominatrix fantasy doesn’t mean you ought to run right out and invest in a pair of leather pants. Whether you choose to explore your fantasies-however mild or wild they may be-is up to you. But by all means don’t hesitate to let your imagination jump-start your body into a sexier sex life. Sometimes a girl needs a jolt of adventure-if only in her daydreams”.
Though he may have had the misfortune of getting caught in a sex scandal, MCA president Dr Chua Soi Lek should have nothing to fear if Hudud, or the Islamic punishments for serious crimes, was implemented.
Federal Territory PAS Youth head Kamaruzzaman Mohamad said this was because the Hudud laws would only be applicable to Muslims in the country.
“Chua and other non-Muslims will not be bound by Islamic laws whether enforced in this country of any other country, because they are free to be bound by the existing civil system,” he said in a statement.
He was responding to Chua’s weekend statement at a forum by MCA to oppose any plans of incorporating hudud laws to the country’s Shariah legal system.
Chua , who resigned as Health minister in 2008 following a leaked videotape of him engaging in sex with a prostitute, claimed that hudud laws were against human rights and would drive away investors from the country.
The present debate on Hudud was sparked by a challenge by former prime minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad to the PAS-led state government in Kelantan to implement the laws. PAS has cited repeated attempts by the Federal government to block the Kelantan Hudud enactment.
Hudud is a set of capital punishments prescribed in the Qur’an for serious crimes such as theft, highway robbery, illicit sexual intercourse and false accusation of illicit sex. The punishments however could only be carried out after going through strict legal process. This includes the requirement of four credible individuals who have witnessed first hand an act of illicit sex taking place before a person could be convicted of the charge, as well as the stringent preconditions and contexts to be considered before a thief could be sentenced under Hudud.
Investors and Hudud
Kamaruzzaman said Chua’s view only exposed his confusion over Hudud and aspects surrounding its implementation, adding that Islamic laws laid special importance to the protection of property, including investors’ money.
On the claim that Hudud contravened human rights, Kamaruzzaman said the Islamic legal system was not only liberal in allowing an accused person’s right to defence, but its requirement of witnesses was also stringent and must be above the slightest doubts.
“We hope Dr Chua would take time to study the principles and forms of the Islamic laws and consult Muslim ulama as well as the PAS leaders
“PAS is open to having discussions with any quarters interested in intellectual discourse, not merely emotions and political rhetoric,” he added.
In September, a top Catholic bishop called on non-Muslims not to oppose the Muslims’ desire to be bound by Hudud laws.
“I say it’s time to allow Muslims in Kelantan, if they so desire, to implement Shariah only for them and with that the Hudud enactments provided non-Muslims are exempt from its implementation,” said Paul Tan Chee Ing, president of the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of Malaysia.
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The war must be won no matter how. To win the war, the battles must keep going on – one after the other. Unfortunately for the UMNO Empire many battles have been lost. Its Enterprise Starship, the UMNO-BN government, is to start on another war to open a new frontier – Cyberwar, the targeting of an entire nation especially those who are IT literate.
There are several forces on the prowl to chomp down the President. These are the people from the Opposition Front, the Traitors from within the UMNO Empire, including the ex-presidents themselves!
Thus the cyber war has to be fought on three fronts – to strengthen the President’s position against the ex-presidents, to prevent himself from being back-stabbed by the Traitors and to win votes away from the Opposition Front.
Dinosaurs from the past
At a time when he has to protect the Enterprise and the Empire, the President suddenly finds his energies have to be dispersed to fight other smaller but no less dangerous fronts. These are his own nagging personal problems that he had failed to cover up earlier.
Now, they are back to haunt him in more ways than one. And they are neither the size of the elephant in the room nor the hairy mammoth – they are the size of the Jurassic dinosaurs!
First his James Bond skirt-chasing days, as told by his late father to an ex-foreign diplomat, have somehow been leaked and circulating around town. The scandal can threaten his presidency if it cannot be controlled. Then his various local ex-lovers like the Stud, followed by the Mongolian Beauty and her two jinxed Scorpenes seem to have banded together to conspire against him.
And finally, his extravagant, mischievous, and meddling true love – the First Lady. She too is letting him down by stirring up hornet’s nest after nest.
No wonder, the President’s strategies to boost the economy and prevent it from morphing into another Greece, to try to make changes to the judiciary and political system have ended up worse than Myanmar, albeit there is now some similarity between the UMNO Empire and Putin’s Russia.
Stop wasting money on public relations, wear a Mask!
The President has also failed to improve his image despite hiring dozens of fancy public relations consultants. Frankly, he would do better to just wear a mask like Darth Vader. He is also burdened by the fear of an Arab Spring happening in the UMNO Empire, which is already swamped by unpayable debts like Ireland, facing depleting funds like Kyrgyzstan and weakening faster than the British Empire.
But the President has not given up yet. He is emulating the US, which also wants to move the next battle to space – cyberspace. But even with the depleting funds, the President has managed to find RM10 million to allocate to this new battle.
In fact, he has already got his own General in place to command this war - Field Marshall Rocky Bru aka Akhiruddin Atan. This General is also provided with all the assistance he needs in the form of the President’s own press secretary Tengku Sariffudin, the non-executive board member of Utusan Melayu Bhd and an ex-journalist from The New Straits Times.
Now we can easily make the assumptions that the cyber warriors will be enlisted either from Utusan or The New Straits Times or both. If need be those from Berita Harian will also be called in to help. The perks are also too good to be ignored but like all good things, they never last. This battle is going to be fought 24/7 from now until the 13th General Election.
Filth unlimited
Of course, the law will have to be lax on these cyber troopers as they are going for battle to win the Mother of all Wars – GE-13 – and all the authorities especially the Communications and Multimedia Commission (CMC) have been instructed to open wide all the gates, traps and nets and let the bullets and lasers pass through, no matter how much poison they may release into the atmosphere.
These cyber troopers have been given the mandate to post any sort of writing no matter how racist, how degrading or disrespectful to any religion whether Islam or non-Islam, or how slanderous as long they encourage the residents of the UMNO Empire to feel disgusted about the Opposition Front.
This will form the crux of the President’s strategy in the Mother of All Wars. But to those decent-hearted souls who feel concerned, fear not. Justice and Truth shall prevail. Luke Skywalker will beat Darth Vader. Light will triumph over Darkness. And above all, what goes around comes around. The UMNO Empire and its President will be felled by their own filth and dirt, mark our words.
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