If you’re into royal golden then this is your lucky day! Prince Williamdecided to take a piss, and exposed his royal penis, much to the delight of the paparazzo that snapped these pictures. Yup, Prince William got caught with his pants down. No seriously, the future King of England was photographed while peeing and now of his penis are circulating on the Internet like wildfire. Some paparazzi with long-range lenses managed to get snaps of Wills taking a piss at a polo match and have posted the photos online. I bet the queen is DYING. I have been waiting 6 hours to post these candid shots because servers cannot handle the traffic load on other sites. I really don’t want to post this shit because its crashing websitesthe over. Search engines are going crazy, its like if you put together all the scandals in the history of the Internet into one. Hey ladies, this one is for you all. And all the gay dudes too… Click on pictures to enlarge.
If you’re into royal golden then this is your lucky day! Prince Williamdecided to take a piss, and exposed his royal penis, much to the delight of the paparazzo that snapped these pictures. Yup, Prince William got caught with his pants down. No seriously, the future King of England was photographed while peeing and now of his penis are …Read more
(This is a humourous piece)
Queen Elizabeth has decided not to attend the 2010 Commonwealth Games. Instead, she is planning to send Charles as her badli. A CCTV picked up the following scene in Buckingham Palace:
Queen: We have decided that We are not going to the Commonwealth Games in Delhi.
Charles: We? I didn't know I was meant to go with you.
Queen: Try not to be a proper Charlie, Charlie. When I say We, I don't mean you and me. I mean just Me, or rather, just We, to use the royal prerogative. All Us monarchs refer to Ourselves in the plural: Me, I mean, We; the King of Tonga; Soniaji. So, as We were saying, We are not going to Delhi. You're going in Our stead.
Charles: But why aren't you - I mean, We - going?
Queen: Because We went and checked the Royal Coffers.
Charles: Empty?
Queen: Not quite. There was a spider in them. Spinning a cobweb. A very large cobweb.
Charles: Which means that We are broke?
Queen: You bet your sweet batootie, We're broke. We're broker than Greece and Italy and Spain and Ireland put together. In fact, We're so broke, We're positively fractured. Which means that We can't afford the air fare to Delhi. You, however, don't need a ticket. You can go as cabin crew, as the regular British Airways cabin crew is on strike, as always. Just remember to practise saying 'Coffee, tea or me?' to passengers.
Charles: I've heard that some other Commonwealth countries, like Australia, might not be going to the Delhi Games because of the terrorist threat.
Queen: Terrorist-sherrorist. They're not going to Delhi because they're broke too. In fact, almost everyone in the Commonwealth is broke. We don't know why they keep calling it the Commonwealth; they should rename it the Commonpoor.
Charles: But dash it all, India's not broke. India's the second fastest growing economy in the world after China.
Queen: India's already spent Rs 30,000 crore on the Games. By the time the Games are over it'll have spent another Rs 30,000 crore. Don't worry. The Games will ensure that India becomes a bona fide member of the Commonpoor. But till that happens, We want you to explore export opportunities to India.
Charles: But Britain's got nothing it can export to India, not even the Jaguar, which now belongs to Ratan Tata. The only thing I can think of to export to India is that gold thingummy We're wearing on Our head.
Queen: You mean this old crown of Ours? It's not gold; We flogged that to Lakshmi Mittal a long time ago. The one We wear now is anakli one, made of brass. Which reminds Us. We owe Mr Patel from the corner shop for a month's supply of Brasso to keep the damned thing polished.
Charles: So what can We export to India?
Queen: Something India's long wanted. The Kohinoor.
Charles: But hang it all, India's going to be so broke after the Games it won't be able to afford to buy the Kohinoor!
Queen: You're quite right. India won't be able to buy the Kohinoor. But there's one person in India who'll always be able to afford not one but 10 Kohinoors. She knows that diamonds are a Behenji's best friends.
Charles: Okey-dokey. I'll push off and have the Kohinoor gift-wrapped for Behenji.
Queen: You do that. (Thinks) The real reason We're sending him to India is that We're hoping he gets a job in a BPO and doesn't come back here wanting Our job which he's been doing for yonks....
hope one day our kings and sultan will speak for the other halve citizens.On the issue of racism Such is the quality of UMNO leaders.No class, no civility, no manners. UMNO has a “wonderful” track record of being above the law, even the laws the forcibly pass for their own twisted and selfish means. This … Read more
If you’re into royal golden then this is your lucky day! Prince Williamdecided to take a piss, and exposed his royal penis, much to the delight of the paparazzo that snapped these pictures. Yup, Prince William got caught with his pants down. No seriously, the future King of England was photographed while peeing and now of his penis are …Read more
Sultans during the time of Tun Abdullah's administration. The then Tingkat 4 was filled with business Con-Sultan doing works totally unrelated to their background on policy, politics, communication etc.
It turns out their interest was to menyamun for themselves projects and fees through consultants. Khazanah, GLCs, EPU and Government Departments was the lubuk for securing Con-Sultaning jobs.
Since Con-Sultaning jobs was easily secured using the cloud of Tingkat 4PM Department, then evolve a procurement specialist Con-Sultaning firm like Ethos Consulting.
I would have thought with the end of Abdullah, such practices would have ended. But no ... it is still rampant.
How can one end it if Omar Ong and his partner in Ethos, Rohana and Minister like Tan Sri Nor Moahamd Yakcop is still very much at large?
Ethos seems to be found in every other organisation telling companies, and government on how to go about how to do things differently. Seriously, let's think for awhile.
Why must in almost every other major Con-Sultaning work, the name Ethos keep cropping up?
How much experiance would so-called wunderboy Omar Ong has to have his Con-Sultaning firm be the one doing every other thing? Is he so thatterer that he knows everything?
How many organisation/(s) has he managed and delivered as successful outcome? From his resume, he has none.
By the look of things, what Ethos is doing is merely as agents for multinational Con-Sultaning firms. The knowledge is not with him but with outside firms.
Since outside firm like McKenzie hire local on a private basis. So, Ethos gets a cut from McKennzie and McKenzie pay relatively peanuts to the actual people doing the research legwork. Imagine them writing the need to stop no rent-seeking practices.
If one is familiar with Con-Sultans, one must know what one wants and be exact in the deliverables. Otherwise, their will recommend something theoretical, and general that it has no specific and workable solution to work on.
That is where they will pau more money out of the clients for more plans after plans which is all academics. That is taking your watch and telling you the time when all the while you can read your own watch.
The problem is so widespread now that our Government is spending billions on consulting fees. If this continues, Idris Jala could be right. We will go bankrupt by 2019 from paying consultants. He himself is paying consultants in the hundred of million.
If we can recall during Tun Abdullah times, Khazanah was said to be doing the GLC Transformation Plan. It used to be on the website but no more now. They had prepared something like 10 plans, manual and studies.
Yet, look at the performance of Khazanah companies. Their handicap companies is no more MAS, Proton and UEM. It has expandaed to Pos Malaysia and now SIme Darby. One member of Parliament told me that they had spend some RM400 million in the past five years.
I am not too sure if this included IRDA which has been spending berbeli-yon beli-yon, to emulate the late Tun Ghaffar, on consultant fees but still nothing delivered.
It is heard there is an endless stream of work for Con-Sultans being dished out to the point the Con-Sultan reports, manual, plan and what say you can be stack up to reach the ceiling. Give time, it will can reach the top ceiling of two floor penthouse.
Most likely, the consultant fee paid is not included in Khazanah's RM400 million fee because there were consultants hired for all other corridors and is likely absorbed by the respective companies involved.
Speaking of companies, Ethos was entering GLCs and threatening as though it is PM's instruction.
One former PLC CEO, I personally know was hustled and refused. In his own words, the work they offered were things that could be done by the Financial Instiutution he was the MD of. Why should he let others do the work, he asked?
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