UMMI ADONIS DNA
Prolonged exposure to “SEX” will cause your genetic code to re-write itself into UmmiAdonis DNA. People with Adonis DNA believe that they are rock stars from Mars.BECOME A BI-WINNER
Contrary to popular belief, taking “UMMI SEX” doesn’t make users bi-polar, it makes you a bi-winner. Bi-winning is the act of winning from all sides, all the time.MAGIC PARTIES
People on “UMMISEX” feel compelled to throw wild parties that are so magical that they may forget what happened the next day, but everyone else will remember the events for a lifetime. NOTE: These parties will make Sinatra, Jagger, and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children.
COMING DOWN FROM THE ” UMMI SEX” HIGH, USERS WILL FEEL COMPELLED TO LOCK PORNSTARS IN CLOSETS AND DESTROY HOTEL ROOMS. THIS IS A TYPICAL REACTION TO THE UMMISEX.
AFTER FEELING THE INTENSE EUPHORIC EFFECTS OF “UMMI SEX”, USERS DEVELOP AN INTENSE HATRED OF PKR, ESPECIALLY ANWAR
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WHEN PEOPLE FACE TROUBLING ADDICTION AND POTENTIAL MENTAL PROBLEMS, TAKING A DOSE OF “UMMISEX” ALLOWS THE USER TO ELIMINATE PROBLEMS BY SIMPLY BLINKING THEIR EYES.
HIGH-PRIEST WARLOCK MAHAGURU786
Once a user’s body is fully saturated with “UMMISEX” the user becomes a High-Priest Warlock of the Vatican Assassins. Warlocks have the ability to sue major companies for hundreds of millions of dollars and settle all disputes in the octagon.
Colonel Muammar Gadaffi of Libya does not take any chances. His elite personal bodyguards, dubbed the Green Virgin soldiers, accompany him wherever he goes. They are coiffered, manicured and heavily made-up. They even dress the part in their army fatigues and smart berets. But their footwear gives them away. Court shoes, high heels and wedges don’t marry well with camouflage uniforms. There is no doubt that being surrounded by a female only fighting unit projects a powerful image.That is what Prime minister Najib Abdul Razak hopes to copy. He need not have too many women in his special unit, like Gadaffi. He has two very special ladies who are his secret weapons to be deployed in the war against the opposition.One is the First Lady – his wife Rosmah Mansor to fight his battles on the ‘talented and disabled children’ front. The other is Ummi Hafilda Ali who can be counted on to dish the dirt on whoever Najib chooses.Unfortunately, Opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim has been chosen as the target. Anwar is determined to reach Putrajaya but Najib will not allow that to happen. That is why Ummi has been unleashed, with fangs ready to tear Anwar apart.Umno brought in Ummi to resume her campaign against Anwar Ibrahim and her elder brother Azmin who won the PKR deputy presidency.Like one of the terrorist cells who lie in wait until they are activated, Ummi, who was a key witness in Anwar’s first sodomy trial, suddenly popped into sight, like a suppurating boil ready to be lanced.Ummi moaned, “Many false allegations have been made against me for the past 13 years. This is why I feel that it is necessary for me to come forward to clear my name.“I am also here to clear the name of our statesman, Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad and former police chief Musa Hassan.”The defiant Ummi pledged that she would continue till Anwar fell and even called him an anti-Christ.“This is because Anwar Ibrahim is very dangerous and we should not allow him to sell our country to the Jews,” said Ummi.She did not however, make any mention of how Najib is in league with APCO an American public relations company with strong Israeli links, which has cost Najib at least RM 77 million for services rendered.“When Tun Dr Mahathir asked me if I was willing to appear as a witness. I remember replying to him that I would for my race, country and religion,” said Ummi.There is nothing that Ummi is not prepared to do. Last January, she offered to have a debate with Anwar when he challenged Najib to a public debate on the national economy.“But for me I have no reason to be afraid, in fact I’m challenging him for a debate, there is no need for him to debate with the prime minister,” she said.Umno must be really desperate. When will it learn that people are interested in policies and not personalities, especially someone as morally and materially corrupt as Ummi?Today, Ummi repeated how she is Malaysia’s saviour: “I would like to declare tonight that I am willing to lose a brother rather than destroy the 27 million of our people”.In Ummi’s case, blood is definitely not thicker than water. Not if there is money clouding the waters.If she can call Anwar an anti-Christ, then does she imagine herself as the Second Messiah?B
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IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH “UMMI SEX” YOU TURN INTO AN F-18 FIGHTER JET WITH POETRY IN YOUR FINGERTIPS (EVEN WHEN NAPPING).
As expected, the prosecution is claiming that Anwar had sodomised Saiful …… by virtue of ‘fact’ that the semen found in Saiful’s butt matched (in DNA terms) to those on the towel, toothbrush and water bottle purportedly used by Anwar in the prison cell!!A basic legal challenge would be to prove beyond doubt that Anwar had used those items ….. even though it was in his cell.I suppose they have ‘room service’ …… changing those items regularly when new ‘guests’ come in!!From the very first case to this current one ……. this fiasco has undoubtedly made even the fence-sitters come to the conclusion that this is a very sorry attempt to ‘fix’ Anwar Ibrahim …… such desperation …… absolutely no class!Worst than those in Zimbabwe when they tried to fix Morgan Tsvaringai …… and Burma which is trying to stem the Aung San Suu Kyi popularity!‘READMORE UMMISEX’ POWER NAJIB’S ELITE PERSONAL BODYGUARD “UMMI HAFILDA THE PROSTITUTE,” SAID AZIZ SAMSUDDIN AT THE KUALA LUMPUR APPEAL COURT
UMMI ADONIS DNA
Prolonged exposure to “SEX” will cause your genetic code to re-write itself into UmmiAdonis DNA. People with Adonis DNA believe that they are rock stars from Mars.
BECOME A BI-WINNER
Contrary to popular belief, taking “UMMI SEX” doesn’t make users bi-polar, it makes you a bi-winner. Bi-winning is the act of winning from all sides, all the time.
MAGIC PARTIES
People on “UMMISEX” feel compelled to throw wild parties that are so magical that they may forget what happened the next day, but everyone else will remember the events for a lifetime. NOTE: These parties will make Sinatra, Jagger, and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children.
COMING DOWN FROM THE ” UMMI SEX” HIGH, USERS WILL FEEL COMPELLED TO LOCK PORNSTARS IN CLOSETS AND DESTROY HOTEL ROOMS. THIS IS A TYPICAL REACTION TO THE UMMISEX.
AFTER FEELING THE INTENSE EUPHORIC EFFECTS OF “UMMI SEX”, USERS DEVELOP AN INTENSE HATRED OF PKR, ESPECIALLY ANWAR
C
U
WHEN PEOPLE FACE TROUBLING ADDICTION AND POTENTIAL MENTAL PROBLEMS, TAKING A DOSE OF “UMMISEX” ALLOWS THE USER TO ELIMINATE PROBLEMS BY SIMPLY BLINKING THEIR EYES.
HIGH-PRIEST WARLOCK MAHAGURU786
Once a user’s body is fully saturated with “UMMISEX” the user becomes a High-Priest Warlock of the Vatican Assassins. Warlocks have the ability to sue major companies for hundreds of millions of dollars and settle all disputes in the octagon.
Colonel Muammar Gadaffi of Libya does not take any chances. His elite personal bodyguards, dubbed the Green Virgin soldiers, accompany him wherever he goes. They are coiffered, manicured and heavily made-up. They even dress the part in their army fatigues and smart berets. But their footwear gives them away. Court shoes, high heels and wedges don’t marry well with camouflage uniforms. There is no doubt that being surrounded by a female only fighting unit projects a powerful image.
That is what Prime minister Najib Abdul Razak hopes to copy. He need not have too many women in his special unit, like Gadaffi. He has two very special ladies who are his secret weapons to be deployed in the war against the opposition.
One is the First Lady – his wife Rosmah Mansor to fight his battles on the ‘talented and disabled children’ front. The other is Ummi Hafilda Ali who can be counted on to dish the dirt on whoever Najib chooses.
Unfortunately, Opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim has been chosen as the target. Anwar is determined to reach Putrajaya but Najib will not allow that to happen. That is why Ummi has been unleashed, with fangs ready to tear Anwar apart.
Umno brought in Ummi to resume her campaign against Anwar Ibrahim and her elder brother Azmin who won the PKR deputy presidency.
Like one of the terrorist cells who lie in wait until they are activated, Ummi, who was a key witness in Anwar’s first sodomy trial, suddenly popped into sight, like a suppurating boil ready to be lanced.
Ummi moaned, “Many false allegations have been made against me for the past 13 years. This is why I feel that it is necessary for me to come forward to clear my name.
“I am also here to clear the name of our statesman, Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad and former police chief Musa Hassan.”
The defiant Ummi pledged that she would continue till Anwar fell and even called him an anti-Christ.
“This is because Anwar Ibrahim is very dangerous and we should not allow him to sell our country to the Jews,” said Ummi.
She did not however, make any mention of how Najib is in league with APCO an American public relations company with strong Israeli links, which has cost Najib at least RM 77 million for services rendered.
“When Tun Dr Mahathir asked me if I was willing to appear as a witness. I remember replying to him that I would for my race, country and religion,” said Ummi.
There is nothing that Ummi is not prepared to do. Last January, she offered to have a debate with Anwar when he challenged Najib to a public debate on the national economy.
“But for me I have no reason to be afraid, in fact I’m challenging him for a debate, there is no need for him to debate with the prime minister,” she said.
Umno must be really desperate. When will it learn that people are interested in policies and not personalities, especially someone as morally and materially corrupt as Ummi?
Today, Ummi repeated how she is Malaysia’s saviour: “I would like to declare tonight that I am willing to lose a brother rather than destroy the 27 million of our people”.
In Ummi’s case, blood is definitely not thicker than water. Not if there is money clouding the waters.
If she can call Anwar an anti-Christ, then does she imagine herself as the Second Messiah?
B
ECO
IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH “UMMI SEX” YOU TURN INTO AN F-18 FIGHTER JET WITH POETRY IN YOUR FINGERTIPS (EVEN WHEN NAPPING).
As expected, the prosecution is claiming that Anwar had sodomised Saiful …… by virtue of ‘fact’ that the semen found in Saiful’s butt matched (in DNA terms) to those on the towel, toothbrush and water bottle purportedly used by Anwar in the prison cell!!
A basic legal challenge would be to prove beyond doubt that Anwar had used those items ….. even though it was in his cell.
I suppose they have ‘room service’ …… changing those items regularly when new ‘guests’ come in!!
From the very first case to this current one ……. this fiasco has undoubtedly made even the fence-sitters come to the conclusion that this is a very sorry attempt to ‘fix’ Anwar Ibrahim …… such desperation …… absolutely no class!
Worst than those in Zimbabwe when they tried to fix Morgan Tsvaringai …… and Burma which is trying to stem the Aung San Suu Kyi popularity!
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