Thursday, January 27, 2011

SOI LEK GUSHES SUPPORT LETS HAVE A M.C.A SEX PARTY ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES TENANG’S AZAHAR A DULL BOY




MCA, Soi Lek roll out red carpet for ex-PKR member Ng Lum Yong
Dear DPM, all work and no play makes Tenang's Azahar a dull boy
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BN’s Deputy chairman Muhyiddin Yassin described the coalition’s candidate for the Tenang by-election, Mohd Azahar Ibrahim, as a hard-working person.
He said, “I was told that Azahar sleeps for only one or two hours every day. From the body language and manner of speech of the locals, I have gathered that they have confidence in BN.”
No wonder this country is slipping in the world’s ranking for most things. Someone who lacks sleep and sounds like he is suffering from a serious case of insomnia is BN’s preferred candidate? Was he selected because he is awake for 22-23 hours per day?
Muhyiddin gauges the people’s acceptance of BN from the ‘language and manner of speech of the locals’. I too would be all smiles and happy only if I were given RM 100 to wear a free-T-shirt and other freebies.
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If BN selected Azahar because he spends more time awake than asleep then something is very wrong with BN’s selection criteria.
Perhaps Azahar is over-stretching himself because he does not know how to balance his work and life. Perhaps he has to work overtime because he is not efficient and cannot complete his work at the office. Perhaps he spends his time watching too much TV.
Maybe he has other nocturnal occupations?
Muhyiddin said, “When I introduced Azahar to them, many replied that they already knew him because of his family background. I also believe that the voters, whether Malay, Chinese or Indian, will go for Azahar.”
What Muhyiddin said is priceless! He gets first prize for empty and meaningless talk. Is this Deputy prime minister material?
If he got to his position as the country’s number two, then he must be one of the better ones in government. So, one really does wonder what the rest are like.
Muhyiddin said that Pas and its allies were desperate in their attempts to discredit Azahar.
He said, “The opposition has been searching high and low for Azahar’s mistakes and faults but have not found any. We have already vetted Azahar thoroughly. Otherwise, we would not have fielded him. Azahar is completely clean and the best candidate.”
So would Muhyiddin like to tell us Azahar’s exemplary qualities (apart from his ability to stay awake) which made him BN’s best choice for Tenang?
Muhyiddin then said that Pakatan felt so “pressured” that it resorted to spreading slander about Azahar. The funny thing is that I have not seen any mud being slung at Azahar.
He said, “In many cases, however, voters always know what is true and what is not. They are not easily deceived.”
That is true as Muhyiddin found to his cost.
When BN orchestrated the moves to discredit the PAS candidate Normala, the backlash against MCA and BN was enough to make Muhyiddin call off his pack of dogs Chua Soi Lek and Ng Yen Yen. But the damage to BN had already been done.
Seeking passion in their love life and wanting to enhance their sexual pleasure, both men and women harbour deep sexual fantasies. While some resemble the regular sex activities, others maybe wild in nature.
Some are even inspired by porn flicks. It’s not a bad idea to get down and dirty and introduce some adventure into your sex act by reenacting your sexual fantasies.
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We’ve heard much about common sexual desires like making out on a secluded beach, having sex with an unknown stranger, seeing your partner undress in the light and duplicating porn stars etc. But have you ever heard of someone making love in a hot air balloon 1,000 feet above the ground or getting intimate with a fully clad partner in the elevator or storage room?
Dr. Chirta Bakshi, a relationship counselor explains, “Fantasies play a really crucial role in a couples’ sexual life as it can decide on their pleasure quotient. It has everything to make or break their sexual bonding. If fantasies are fulfilled, they can do magic and if not it they can insert trouble in the sexual paradise. The nature of a fantasy also matters because depending on his/her partner’s comfort levels -couples can make an effort to execute their fantasies together.”
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Here are some never-heard before sexual fantasies that can rock your sex life:
1. Steamy romp using ice cubes : Couples who wish to move away from bedroom boredom can take their sexual act all the way to their washrooms, kitchens or balconies. Some couples love getting raunchy inside a deep freezer with frozen ice all around. “Once in summer, me and my wife decided to get naked and put cover up each other’s bodies with ice. As the ice melted it caused tantaslising sensations that turned us on. We also increased the lust quotient by licking and sucking the melting ice cubes from each others’ bodies. The heat in our bodies and the cool sexiness of the ice made us scream for more sex,” says Subodh Mishra, a 32-year-old advertising executive.
Hidden pleasure : Exchanging body heat with the cool sensations in your body is a great sex stimulant. It might be tough to bear the melting ice, but the process of heating up your partner is sure to keep you charged up.
2. Sexually aroused with a fully clad partner : It’s indeed exciting to witness your partner undressing slowly and arousing for a steamy act in bed. But it can be equally fun to slip between the sheets with a fully clad partner. “I always wanted to have sex with my boyfriend when we were fully clothed instead of routinely ripping off each others’ clothes. The hidden pleasure of finding your beau’s moan zones through their clothes adds an edge to the love-making,” says 27-year-old copy editor Pragya Sen.
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Hidden pleasure : As you try to reach and find your partner’s trigger zones, the little hindrances here and there that come in your way, push you to act wilder and make your partner feel even more wanted. Opening his/her buttons or sliding your hands inside their clothes will add to the sexctasy.
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3. Having sex in the trial room : This one figures high on the wish list of couples. “I find the urgency of making out in a public place makes me climax like never before. Me and my girlfriend once went clothes’ shopping at a unisex store and while trying out the clothes we started to kiss each other passionately. Soon, we had ripped each others’ clothes off and were wild. It was hard to keep our moaning down,” admits 21-year-old student Deepak Jha. So, tag along your lover for shopping and make sure to call them into the trial room for a secret sex soiree. “The quickie kind of sex is great to pep up one’s sexual appetite,” he adds.
Hidden pleasure : The fear of being caught at a forbidden location is what pushes couples to enjoy sex like never before. Watching their performance in the trial room mirror or keeping a check of who’s standing outside keeps them aroused for a gratifying act.
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4. Making out in a hot air balloon : Nothing can be as adventurous as sex combined with an adventure sport. Couples seek pleasure while trying out things like bungee jumping, river rafting or trekking. But imagine flying 10,000 feet above the ground in a hot air balloon – there can be no better chance to get intimate with your partner. Such a fantasy might make you dish out the mullah, but the pleasure is surely worthwhile. “I once had sex with my fiance on a boat when we were out rafting. The cool winds, the open sky and the rocking of the boat made the sex unbelievable. Being naked amidst nature is a great thrill,” says 29-year-old teacher Madhavi Malani.
Hidden pleasure : It brings an immense gratification when you can view the whole world, but no one can see you as you indulge in a sexual session with your beloved.
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5. Passion heat in a mud pond : Mud fights looks interesting on screen, but when real life couples jump into messy muddy pools with their lovers, it can certainly add to their sexual pleasure. It’s indeed a crazy fantasy to perform the act in a messy place, but the urge to get wild is what encourages couples to think out-of-the-box and enjoy sexual bliss. “There was some construction work going on in our compound that left the area extremely messy. Once after a vicious fight, we just got wild rolling in the mud and ripping off each others’ clothes. It was a stimulating experience to get so wild. So much better than a predictable sex on the bed with clean sheets. After the romp, we had a bath together and that got us lustful for more hot sex,” says 34-year-old lawyer Ram Chandra.
Hidden pleasure : As couples get all messy and dirty, they take extra pleasure in wiping the mud off from their partner’s body through their tender touches. These little gestures are a perfect way to stimulate their moan zones for a better performance.
Let your man be the king as you take charge to set the ball rolling for a night full of action.
Remember, more than your technique of seduction, it’s your attitude that makes the final cut. What all you really need is to be able to arrest his attention and his body is all yours. You need not be a hot babe to seduce your guy, just try to keep your approach right.
Take the lead
Men love to be dominated in bed. So if not always, then once in a while take up the task of leading the action in bed and initiating the intimacy. If your guy loves to see your wild side then there is no better way than this technique.
Neha Tyagi, a house wife says, “I gave my man a surprise call in office and in a passionate voice I whispered that a sexy surprise awaited him at night at home. Then I left a note at the doorstep which declared, ‘beware of the tigress’ that I wanted him to find minutes before he stepped into the main doorway. I slipped into some revealing, lacy lingerie and lit up the bedroom using fragrant candles, rose petals and some instrumental music. Already expectant with the hints that I had dropped throughout the day, he entered the bedroom with a lot of expectations. My killing looks, a heady embrace and a wet kiss left him breathless and raring to go. I was pleasantly surprised to see my man enjoy me take the lead even in foreplay as I blind-folded him and seduced him.”
Sexual chemistry is a vital element of any healthy relationship and it’s not always fair to blame your male companion for not putting in enough efforts and being unadventurous. Sudhanshu Kapoor, a banker says, “Men usually take care of their partner’s pleasure, but it should be the same for the fairer sex. If we talk about equality in all spheres of life, what’s the problem if we expect our partners to be adventurous in bed?”
Expert Tip: Dr Sameer Parikh, psychiatrist opines, “Most of the men look forward to a women who is a perfect blend of a tigress and a kitten. You have to learn to manipulate the imagination of your man. Men are really fond of women who are self confident seductress, who know what they want and how to get it. The idea is not to reach an orgasm only but to attain a feeling of contentment. That can only be done by taking care of your partner’s needs.”
Here is Danica Thrall posing half naked a month ago for the last 2010 issue of Nuts UK . And these topless Nuts Magazine outtakes of her will definitely cheer you up if you are down. Danica Thrall is a British model and beauty queen who is all over lads’ magazines of late. She started her career by competing in the Miss England pageant a couple of years ago after winning the title Miss Derby in 2006 and now she is finally getting the attention she fully deserves. She was featured in Nuts, FHM, Loaded and we’ll probably hear and see a lot more of her in the near future… I hope! She look like she would be uber hot in any situation or positions. Mixed in with the recently release outtakes below are actual photos from the December 2010 issue of Nuts. Enjoy! Click on pictures to enlarge.

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