The Malay Politic's Ultimate Game
iiyoo samy still vote for you,samy just get us the samysamsu samy
Don’t worry samy velu I’ll still vote for you. Even though umno treated so terrible. Back to the class for you,ex minister, in as many ways as possible. But, tell you what, don’t let them get to you. That is don’t let the umno culture get to you.
To be honest, although that’s clearly not umno culture’, what we really need is a little less of what we, the people (no copyright issues here I hope), have seen as umno culture. All smarmy-marmy and ‘don’t tell the world what you’re doing’. Do it all but do it quiet. Transparency a no-no. Tell the world what you’re really thinking? Blasphemy!
So Ms najib&ROSMA would rather tweet thus: “It is a wonderful feeling to travel with the locals, I am here because of their love and affection, BO, bad breath and all.” Make a dash for that antiseptic handwash? Please do.MALAYSIA ONEU don’t have to deal with all that hoi poloi hand-grabbing-groping, our big politico mamasROSMA still get away with a namaskar-and-smile. If YOU now goes namaskaring when not campaigning, we’ll call him a fraud. But Ms MR NO1 no doubt, will approve, it’s in the UMNO culture to wear BEASTIFUL smiles and let no-one suspect the words within.
About that TOYOL and holy cow bit, can go on RAM RAM RAM and come back spluttering ‘That’s not what I meant!’, he can tweet his innocence to the supportive cyberworld, but you know how it is. You can’t call holy cows holy cows. Oh yes, but he didn’t. It is, in a way, redemption. MsMISTER NO1 will-it-be-MONGOLIA–today will beam. Because being ‘(mis)understood out of context’ is all part of the UMNO culture. The austere High Command will understand.
Tell you the truth, in the Metro, MAHATIR in a IS YOUR GOD IN POLITICS, boating at Old Fort is rather cute, unsure about the austerity bit. But he’s royalty. No matter where he goes and how he travels, there will always be six degrees of separation once we get used to ‘them’ amidst us. But ANWAR AND PAKATAN and fellow MPs will never have that luxury, no such luck. UMNO simply won’t give them that ‘bhao’. In fact, some MPs might just get beaten up, so they do need protection, literally. There’s lots of angst built into the blue billion, god knows when we discover dormant MP-rage.
Don’t stop tweetinge ex minister. And if you start thinking politically correct before tweeting, you’ll have made it to the party culture, but dropped out of the twitter party. There’s a tweet ex minister, don’t let Ms Big toyol cower you out. Get him a Twitter account.
1. I am sure everyone who is concern about fair election is doing some kind of research related to Army postal votes since PR raised their concerns with regards to the upcoming by-election in Bagan Pinang. PR are making some noises because of their concern on the impact of the soldiers votes which based on the March 8th 2009 election and being a former serviceman, their concern is not without merit. Allow me to share my experience of going through 3 elections while I was serving in the Army.
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